The Shit Pot Monster

S - im shit scared of flushing at nite
Me - why not flush?
S - im scared
Me - are you scared tht the things you flush may come and get you?
S - no
just the sound
Me - hahahahahah
u are a riot
S - hahahhahahahahha
thank you
and sometimes i feel that somethings gonna come out of the shit pot ka hole and grab my bum
Me - i so want to post your last comment on fb
S - karde
but dnt give MY name
Me - hahahahahha
fuck
S - wot happened?
Me - no just tht
i am still laughing
S - hahahhahahahhahahha
im SERIOUS
bachpan se he
i have felt like that
Me - then maybe u shud shit in plastic packets and chuck them
no flush
S - DNT gimme IDEAS
i mite just
you know
Me - no bum grabbing
S - start shitting on newspaper
heheheheheh
tujhe nahi laga aisa kabhi?
Me - nahin meri ma
S - hahahhahaha
how UNIMAGINATIVE
Me - rite
nothing really interferes between me and my personal hygiene
S - ???
Me - u do realize tht i will never me able to look at u and not laugh
ever again
S - hahahahahhahaa
doesnt matter
as long as you dnt LEAK the information
Me - wen u come to my house i will give you a plastic packet if you need to use the loo
promise
S - hahahahhahahahahahhaha
Me - can i put this in my blog?
S - my potty-scapades
Me - hahahahaha
yes yes
perfect
S - hahahhahahahahhahahahaha
NOOOOOOOOOOOO no
you cant do this
my reputation will be ruined
no one will marry me
OR
take me to the toilet
hahahhahahaha
Me - or you never know they just mite have the same fears
S - MAYBE
Me - we all look forward to hot men taking us to the toilet to shit...
come with me or the shit pot monster will come and hit you on the face with your plastic packets of shit



One of the most hilarious conversations I have ever had in my life...every time I read it I invariably crack up...